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A first name for a sweet and bright young lady. She is detail-oriented, capable, emphatic, and ambitious. To be a Lingjie is to be more perfect than perfect.

She is Lingjie?
Of course, see how sweet and intelligent she is!

lingjie by mary3344 July 31, 2019

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lingfield college

lingfield college (previously known as lingfield notre dame) isn’t even a college yet for some reason that’s what it’s called. it’s full of kids who want to get a good education but aren’t rich enough to go to a good private school. all the teachers are wankers lol and all the kids are too. it’s not a good school and we all can’t wait until we get out of it. but i mean we get 8 weeks summer holiday !

kid: you know lingfield college?
kid 2: yeah it’s full of wankers and cheap slags lol

lingfield college by chris hare mind boggler January 12, 2019

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lingjie • Lingied • lingbie • lingfield college • Lingfield Notre Dame School • Lingie • lingie dingie • Grove Road, Lingfield • Ling Jing

Lingfield Notre Dame School

A pretty good school that has mediochre facilities and should be turned into an awesome paintball site. It is also called LNDS for short but that is just a bit gay!

Weird guy: Hey! Do you go to Lingfield Notre Dame School?
Weird Student: Yeah I do!
Weird guy: What's it like?
Weird Student: Well it recently had a pedo walking round the site, randomly talking to people and suspiciously watching them whilst hiding in nearby trees and hedges!
Weird guy: That was me!!

Lingfield Notre Dame School by ShaneMcDo September 20, 2011

lingbie

A black zombie sheep from Kansas City who surreptitiously competes in the sport of cunnilingus and sometimes falls prey to slimy dinner proposals.

She saw him approaching from across the meatpacking warehouse and instantly smelled a lingbie. The lines he threw would have never picked up a real lady, but the way he put her down...well, that was his saving grace.

lingbie by sonother April 13, 2009

lingie dingie

a crunk person who is asleep.

"Andrew! You crunk ass pirate! Wake up you lingie dingie!"

lingie dingie by Gia Rae August 20, 2006

Lingie

When you suck your own penis until you cum in your mouth.

Call me weird, but I decided to lingie myself last night.

Lingie by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020

Lingied

Getting extremely sewered by lingy

"little does he know Im going to lingy the shit out of him"

"You got lingied"

Lingied by sewered January 18, 2023

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026