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linda

linda is a badass bith! you’ll want her as your best friend or girl friend but she‘ll already have more than enough. you love her, whether as a friend or a partner. you want to spend more time with her but she’s always out partying with god knows who. no matter who you’re talking about, linda knows who you’re talking about, she literally knows everyone! she’s incredibly funny but can also say some weird shit. everybody loves her and wants to be friends with her. she’ll need a few days to text you back because she’s probably out there taking every drug she sees lmaoo.. or maybe she’s driving on her boyfriends motorcycle? dann! with a linda you never know. more on the serious note, linda i wish you weren’t that addicted to drugs, stop partying every weekend with your friends and start to look out for yourself. i heard she’s also really great in bed and pretty freaky. when you’re with linda your day lightens up, it’ll never get boring and she always has dumb ideas to get in trouble for. you can trust her with your life. pray for her to like you or you’ll have a lot of people not liking you plus a linda that’ll beat yo ass!
linda is a great person you’ll really want as a friend or girlfriend

guy 1: you coming to that party?
guy 2: will linda be there?
guy 1: of course! she never misses a party
guy 2: count me in dude it’ll be so fun
guy 3: i have a crush on her
guy 1 & 2: everyone has!

by bigdikkgyal September 17, 2023