Defendant: How come OJ gets to kill his wife and I don't?
Judge: Life isn't fair. Go to jail and die.
Judge: How come I'm getting a parking ticket even though I fine people for that shit every day?
Cop: Because life isn't fair.
Cop: How come you get a steak dinner for killing someone and all I can ever afford are bagels and donuts?
Defendant: Life ain't fair motherfucka!
Judge: Life isn't fair. Go to jail and die.
Judge: How come I'm getting a parking ticket even though I fine people for that shit every day?
Cop: Because life isn't fair.
Cop: How come you get a steak dinner for killing someone and all I can ever afford are bagels and donuts?
Defendant: Life ain't fair motherfucka!
by GooD_WiLL November 03, 2011
by polsgfpothgmhfglhtohpfogkpfgol October 15, 2019