A place in the olden days where people would go to find information on various things. Nowadays, you can just find this same information on the internet from your own home without needing to go to the library.
In current times, since not many people go to the library, they have added computers with internet access, which is mostly used by bums or other homeless people looking for porn.
In current times, since not many people go to the library, they have added computers with internet access, which is mostly used by bums or other homeless people looking for porn.
"what stinks at this library? oh, nevermind, i see a bum over there looking at porn, it looks like he hasn't showered in a month"
by Dover July 29, 2003
a place where people can come to rent fule for their fire. ocasionaly a library will have a book or two that people can read or want to in this case the person will read the book instead of setting it on fire or putting it on the floor and trying to set it on fire with their eyes.
by Hugo February 11, 2005
*loud screaming*
Hey.
*loud screaming continues*
Hey.
*loud screaming continues*
HEY!
*immediate silence*
this is library.
*walks off*
Hey.
*loud screaming continues*
Hey.
*loud screaming continues*
HEY!
*immediate silence*
this is library.
*walks off*
by bonelesspizza January 29, 2017
A building that enables people to have access to computers, books, magazines, videos, dvds, etc. Where Librarians and Library Support Workers help people find the information they need.
I need more information about the planet pluto than the internet has given me. So, I'm off to the library to do research.
by ldchills February 22, 2006
When you go on the internet (typically YouTube) to troll scene kids by having an opinion by saying things like "scene kids r gay" or "Asking Alexandria fucking sucks" then waiting for a reply that will probably be the length of a short novel, telling you how scene kids are original and you don't know what kind of problems they go through and so forth. The library technique could be used for any group that gets easily butt hurt not just scene kids, but their the easiest to get books from.
Alex:Hey did you see my comment on why I hate scene kids?
David: Hell yeah dude that girl Adriana Abomination left you a book! You were in the library lol.
David: Hell yeah dude that girl Adriana Abomination left you a book! You were in the library lol.
by TheJudgeTheJury June 7, 2013
Taken from Family Guy
Chris: "What's a library, dad?"
Peter: "Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM."
Chris: "What's a library, dad?"
Peter: "Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM."
by Tec Nine June 3, 2009
The Center area of gloves or mittens where your fingers can meet to warm up especially when outside in the winter. This definition comes from the movie "The Day after tomorrow" when the cold comes and the group of new yorkers go into the library to stay warm.
Rebecca: Hey Zack, I am going to go to the Library.
Zack: I know what you mean; my hands are freezing too.
Zack: I know what you mean; my hands are freezing too.
by Schillz January 2, 2008