levi ackerman

The equivalent to the boogie monster. The short creature that comes out at night and nibbles little children’s ears if they have a messy room. Levi is rumored to be 3”4 and very attractive to eye witnesses.
“I leave one pair of shoes out on my floor and i wake up to a hot midget, Levi Ackerman, bitting my ear!”
“The mother warned her children to tidy their rooms, otherwise Levi Ackerman would come by at night and nibble their ears.”
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OMG!!! IS THAT LEVI!? LEVI ACKERMAN???!!!!!!HES SO HOT THAT HE LOOKS LIKE A GOD!!!!!
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humanities hottest daddy material. some may call him ugly but his dick says otherwise.
Jessica : Levi Ackerman is such a hot chunk!

Maria : He's mine bitch.
by athenackerman September 27, 2023
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A hot old guy that everyone simps for
Levi ackerman is one of the hottest old man you’ll ever meet.
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a lowkey ugly short 30 year old dude that teen girls simp over

most simps stopped simping for him after they saw the season 4 design, how unloyal
omg bro that dude is 5’2 and mildly attractive it’s totally levi ackerman
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A HOT 5'2 MAN WHO I WOULD AY TO STEP ON ME
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Levi Ackerman is TJ's 5'2 husband. his nicknames include humanities strongest soldier and shorty. levi is happily married to TJ and they live together off the coast of the Australia with their 2 pet cats 🤩‼️
"hey do you know who Levi Ackerman is?"
"OHH the small angry man?"
by tj1124 June 01, 2021
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