The gods (lords) of the lesbians. They grant all the single lesbians a wife one day, if said lesbian prays every night to them. The lesbian lords are all the queens of the lesbians as well. They are superior to the normal lesbian. To be put into the Lesbian Lords you must be a lesbian who is devoted to women.
“Ugh! I wanna girlfriend so badly!”
“Have you prayed to the lesbian lords?”
“No? What’s that?”
“If you pray to the lesbian lords, they’ll grant you a wifey!”
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).