lenky

weak as fuck

My arms are so lenky

lenky by bengain January 13, 2019

Late Night Lenny 

A late night lenny is a term used to describe an individual who comes out of hiding in the darkness of night. They are most likely to believe in aliens and any conspiracy theory that is topical at the time. Whilst claiming to be the friend of everyone, secretly, under the spell of the Uncle Cunty, they plot the demise of the local repeaters. Whilst sometimes confused with a cockroach, a late night lenny is different in that they will not survive if put into a microwave oven.

You're such a late night lenny.
Q. How many late night lennys does it take to change a light globe? A. No one knows because when the light comes on they all scatter.

Late Night Lenny by Kung Of The Duckheads March 10, 2019

lenkk 

linkee but for the visually impaired

"bro, we got lenkk"

lenkk by Lenkkforpresident March 8, 2019

Lenking 

To spend time unproductively, leisurely, not doing anything of use. However, this is not necessarily a negative term; it also implies a relaxed and unstressed period.

We have just spent the afternoon lenking about really, had a few beers and a few games of pool.

Lenking by Graham C Pluck January 15, 2009

big lenny 

The biggest freak around. Has end stage liver disease but no worries, he will live forever because he's 18 for life baby. Leader of the Delray Misfits. Big fan of Tan ten tens.

Who is that freak who keeps eyeing me down and snarling at me? The other day he asked if he could suck all of the shit out my asshole. "Oh, thats big Lenny"

big lenny by Piss Trooper March 31, 2020

Leaky Deeter

When the penis decides to leave a little present in your undies.

After taking a piss I made sure to shake it off, but I still had a leaky deeter.

Leaky Deeter by M Mac April 18, 2010

Lankybox 

That one youtube channel run by two drunk men whose 4 year-old audience worships. this channel consists of mainly roblox videos , songs, reaction videos, etc. (all of which have these high grown-ass men screaming and selling marketable plushies to kids) and these guys also happen to milk off of trends that have been dead or is still popular but steadily declining. and according to various scientists, watching an entire Lankybox video could cause brain cancer after 1 minute of a video, and yet the modern generation of extremely young kids may be losing their brains while growing up. their 4 year old audience will go out of their way to nag their mother to purchase Lankybox plushies and buy them Lankybox Pizza (which is an actual thing) and go on their mother's greasy iPad to write hateful comments against people who criticize Lankybox because they said something bad about their favorite YouTubers.

Person with a brain: holy shit what is this noise that is coming downstairs, i'm trying to sleep (goes downstairs)
Person with a brain: hey kiddo, what is this nauseating shit that you're watching
toddler: im wawching lankybox
Person with a brain: WHATEVER THAT SHIT YOU'RE WATCHING, JUST TURN THAT SHIT OFF
toddler: nooo momy sed itz ok to watch lwankeebox at nwight
Person with a brain: gets a fucking hammer and asks his wife to sign adoption papers

Lankybox by cooldude2144 August 11, 2023