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legal system

a corrupt system in place to in strict fear

BUT

it's corrupt for a reason: if people didn't break the fucking law, then they wouldn't have to go through it
bill told me to stop at the ben and jerries so he could piss in their garbage can, i said "bro you ever been through the legal system?"
legal system by DankBuds November 21, 2009
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Legal system determined mental incompetence 

Nonono I drew the parallel but that isn't the fundamental claim
Hym "It's that he has a level of Legal system determined mental incompetence that prevents him from truly consent. It's fucking ridiculous."

Every legal system, without exception, is an exact, color photograph of the behavior of the ruling class.

An expansion of the first maxim to the entire architectural level. It argues that the structure of courts, procedures, rights, and professions (judges, lawyers) is not a neutral framework, but a mirrored hall designed to reflect and manage the power relations that birthed it. Adversarial systems reflect competitive capitalism; bureaucratic legalism reflects managerial control.
Every legal system, without exception, is an exact, color photograph of the behavior of the ruling class. Example: The American legal system's immense complexity, cost, and reliance on high-paid experts photographs the behavior of a ruling class that uses law as a tool for strategic advantage. Its outcomes often mirror existing wealth distribution, not because judges are corrupt, but because the system's design favors those with resources to navigate it.

Unfairly maligned by the legal system

It's not "because they're black" you fucking retarded.
Hym "The claim is that Trump is being UNFAIRLY MALIGNED BY THE LEGAL SYSTEM, shit-lib. THAT'S YOUR CLAIM. YOU ARE THE ONES SAYING THE BLACK PEOPLE ARE UNFAIRLY MALIGNED BY THE LEGAL SYSTEM YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. That's the parallel he is darwing when he says he relates to black people. He's not calling black people criminals. Your reading comprehension is bad. Dumb. You're either dumb or dishonest."

Hard Problem of the Legal System

The problem of self-enforcement: The legal system's authority ultimately rests on the threat of state violence (police, prisons). But what legitimizes that violence? The law itself. This is a circular justification: the law is right because the law says it's right, and it will punish you if you disagree. The hard problem is that the system cannot provide a non-coercive, non-circular foundation for its own power. It assumes its legitimacy, and that assumption is backed by force. Any attempt to question the system's foundations from within is met with procedures defined by the very system being questioned.
Example: You are on trial. You argue the law is unjust. The judge says, "That's not a legal argument." You argue the court has no jurisdiction. The judge cites laws granting jurisdiction. You refuse to recognize the court. You are held in contempt—a charge defined by the court's own rules. The hard problem: The legal system is a closed loop. Its validity is a social agreement reinforced by its own operational success and monopoly on legitimate violence. To stand outside it and demand justification is to invite its force, not its reason. It is the ultimate "because I said so" backed by handcuffs. Hard Problem of the Legal System.

Legal Systems Orthodoxy

The established, institutionalized set of beliefs about law that dominate legal education, practice, and discourse—the often-unexamined assumptions that law is neutral, that courts are independent, that legal reasoning is distinct from politics, that rights protect freedom, that the rule of law is inherently good, and that current legal arrangements are fundamentally just. Legal systems orthodoxy includes specific commitments: that judges apply law rather than make it, that legal procedures ensure fairness, that legal rights empower the powerless, that the adversarial system produces truth, that legal evolution is progress. Like all orthodoxies, it provides a framework for legal understanding, but it functions as ideology—making legal arrangements seem natural and just, obscuring how law serves power, and delegitimizing critiques of law's role in maintaining inequality. Legal systems orthodoxy determines what legal arguments are considered "sound," what legal arrangements are "just," and who counts as a "serious" legal thinker versus a radical critic.
Example: "She suggested that law might systematically serve ruling class interests—and was dismissed as 'not understanding how law works.' Legal systems orthodoxy doesn't allow questioning of law's neutrality; it's treated as axiomatic rather than contestable."

Crony Legal Systems / Legal Cronyism / Crony Law / Law Cronyism

Interchangeable terms describing a legal regime where the application of the law is systematically distorted to benefit a connected network of insiders—politicians, their donors, corporate allies, and oligarchs. Justice becomes a function of political loyalty and financial influence. Laws are written vaguely to allow selective enforcement, prosecution is weaponized against opponents, and regulatory capture is the norm. It is rule by law for the people, and rule without law for the cronies.
Example: A mining company owned by a senator's brother receives a waived environmental impact assessment, while a small competitor is bankrupted by relentless inspections and fines for minor violations. This is Legal Cronyism. The same environmental laws exist on the books, but they function as a shield for the powerful and a sword against the weak. Crony Legal Systems / Legal Cronyism / Crony Law / Law Cronyism
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