The testicle no one likes. Its the one who always is slacking off while the right one does all the work!
by fuckretardsintheass! November 19, 2004
To Make a Choice using knowledge not from you Brain, Dick or Right Testicle, but making the choice from Knowledge from you Left Gonad. This Decision is usually something dumb as fuck like Date Rape or Wearing Socks and Sandals.
Harry: I think I should Get a Donald Trump Cut!
Bennie: Harry you dumb fucking cowpuncher, Stop Making such A Left Testicle Decision!
Bennie: Harry you dumb fucking cowpuncher, Stop Making such A Left Testicle Decision!
by The Ass Reaper April 01, 2015
An figure of speech used to express how awful one is at sex (similar to how the expression "Two Left Feet" applies to a bad dancer).
by FalconEyes September 26, 2011
When you see an absolute unit of a fucking spider on the ceiling but you have friends over so, being the comedic relief character in your own life, have to tell something funny in terror.
by WreckWrack October 22, 2018
Patrick, from the alll-time famous children's cartoon, "SpongeBob SquarePants", left testicle. It is known to be very hairy, soggy, and can give a very good ball slapper. Patrick's left testicle also has a meme page that supposedly very hilarious
by My tit is very soggy June 08, 2018