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left 4 dead 2 

valves sequel to last years game, left 4 dead. it features new weapons, campaign, characters, and melee combat, such as frying pans (lol) chainsaws, axes, etc. it is supposed to be a much bigger and better game than the first. if this holds true, ill have an orgasm every time i touch the disk
hey did you piss your pants?
no i had an extreme orgasm and jizzed in my pants. its left 4 dead 2s fault
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left 4 dead 2 

Why is Left 4 Dead 2 is one of the greatest games ever made!
Have you ever asked yourself, “if the zombie apocalypse were to happen right now, what would I use to defend myself?” That’s like Left 4 Dead 2.

Left 4 Dead 2 

Left 4 Dead 1.5, "Here's how it should of been". A game assumed to kill of Left 4 Dead, seeing how in the eyes of Valve, Left 4 Dead is an old man because it dropped to 30 dollars in retail stores. Left 4 Dead 2 is a "DLC that was too big" says Valve, so instead they decided to release it as a full game and slap a 50 dollar tag on it and pretend Left 4 Dead was never released. It would be great to have a silenced uzi in a zombie apocalypse wouldn't it?
L4D2 player: "Am I play Left 4 Dead or Left 4 Dead 2?" *looks at Left 4 Dead 2 CD case* "WHAAT?!"

Valve: So, I heard you want some DLCs from us? Since when did we promise DLCs for Left 4 Dead? *Person shows previous interviews*.

Valve: LEFT4DEAD2 DESERVES TO BE A SEQUEL, I PROMISE! OR....I'LL TRADE YOU DLC FOR 50 DOLLARS!
Left 4 Dead 2 by A 1337 Ninja June 10, 2009

Left 4 Dead 2 Boycott 

douchebags that object l4d2 because they don't like killing black zombies, even though they are non-existant
chad: dude, left 4 dead 2 is racist
Rob: no man, ur a fag
chad: im a member of the Left 4 Dead 2 Boycott
Rob: u mean that group of pissy cry babies that are all virgins?
Left 4 Dead 2 Boycott by CHAD&ROB December 2, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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