That's a leech

It's an alternative phrase for "That sucks".
Leeches suck so if something is a leech, then it sucks.

B. 5/31/17

1. Friend: Man I just failed my final

You: Dang that's a leech
2. Friend: *sings terribly*

You: Stop man, you're a leech at singing

by Nicemanberries May 31, 2017

Leech in a Jar

When everyone is differently minded in a group of people who all think the same. Typically a depressed person in a group of abnormally happy people.

Person 1 - "Look at Timmy. He's so pessimistic while everyone else is running around, having fun."
Person 2 - "Yeah, you could say he's a like a leech in a jar. He knows he'll just die eventually, what's the point of it all."
Person 1 - "Wtf man."

by Lord_Truffles May 11, 2019

Party Leech

A person who chooses to go to parties for their own personal benefits, despite people knowing about their antics and not inviting them.

Wow Jenna is such a party Leech.

Damn Jack stop being a party Leech.

by Jewel104 February 18, 2018

Leech-Sack

When your scrote gets warm and sticky, adheres to your thigh, and won't peel off without being manually pulled away, like having a thirsty leech on your leg.

Dude, this warm weather is giving me a serious case of leech-sack.

by Therealdingleberryjerry May 10, 2018

Cum Leech

A woman who refused to detach from the Penis after oral sex.

"Jenny is a cum Leech she sucked my cock and then I fell asleep ,it went on for hours until I got a cum blister"

by Cone stoker August 20, 2022

Minute Leech

A person who takes their sweet time and pays zero regard for what other people have to do, then tries to come up with valid excuses about why they were taking their sweet time but their excuses are wrong

The Minute Leech missed the boat because she was walking slowly on purpose.

by Rill GiktokExcelticus February 23, 2017

Face leech

A parasite with great audacity; a feeding parasite easily seen by others; a funny parasite that reminds one of ‘good times’; a small but colorful jungle creature good for a laugh; a creature easily plucked off and thrown away.

Origin: picture of Madagascar leech on the face of the world’s leading expert on leeches, Mai Fahmy.

Honey, hold still for a second. You’ve got a face leech. Got it!

by bespectacled May 06, 2022