Learned the clarinet at school 

a euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob"

Person 1: so, any special talents?
Person 2: learned the clarinet at school.

Learned the clarinet at school by facething November 3, 2012

learned the clarinet at school 

Euphemism for "I give great blow jobs"

John: I learned the clarinet at school
*sherlock eagerly removes pants*

learned the clarinet at school by marzia November 4, 2012

learned the clarinet at school 

The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.

"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.

learned the clarinet at school by Calliope987 November 3, 2012

learned the clarinet at school 

also known to be "I give a fantastic blowjob"

John: ...learned the clarinet at school *smiles*

learned the clarinet at school by itssherlockbitchezzz November 3, 2012

Learned the Clarinet at School 

I give a fantastic blowjob.

Dude: Mary, why should I date you?
Mary: Because I learned the clarinet at school

Learned the Clarinet at School by dudeinasock November 3, 2012

learned the clarinet at school 

give a fantastic blowjob

Girl: EYYYY BOYy guess what? I learned the CLARINET at school.

Guy: Ohh gurl my bedroom is just a taxi ride away

learned the clarinet at school by twotwoonebee November 3, 2012

learned the clarinet at school 

Euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob".

In BBC's TV miniseries Sherlock, John Watson, (boyfriend to Sherlock Holmes) is discussing his various talents which include physical and mental flexiblilty, parenthetically adding at the very end of a long list "I learned the clarinet at school."

learned the clarinet at school by dappertophatter November 18, 2012