lazy-productive

Someone who is productive and gets things done so they can be lazy later.

Im a lazy-productive person who likes to get my case study and other hw done early so I can chill back and smoke from my bong.

by CelestialSeaCow February 11, 2018

Lazy Screwdriver

Cheap vodka and Sunkist, usually found at lower end establishments that can’t/won’t buy orange juice.

I was at a dive bar that didn’t have orange juice, so I just asked for a Lazy Screwdriver.

by Safety Officer Long July 22, 2018

lazy American

Bo turo

Huch a wazy lazy American

by Daddy’s bitch September 11, 2023

Lazy Seal

The coolest seal to ever live; being in the presence of this wonderful being is simply a blessing to all organisms on Earth. Lazy Seal is only one of a kind and can commonly be found wandering around in Boe Brigade, the home of the many other wonderful creatures to ever step foot on the soil of our planet (Except for Lazy Seal, because he's cool and doesn't need legs).

Is that Lazy Seal? Oh my god he's so cool and amazing, I wish I could be like Lazy Seal!

by Not Lazy Seal March 9, 2021

Lazy Pig Flu

Seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are 'ill' until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max - it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for LPF!!!!

Baz 'Just got a call from princess, seems she's ill'
Dai'Lazy Pig Flu don't you mean'

by jaga-jack May 5, 2009

Lazy Oma

A grandma who is so lazy thay she falls asleep while doing any activity (e.g., walking, talking, being a therapist)

Why are there so many cobwebs everywhere? Because lazy Oma hasn’t gotten up from her nap in months! She is probably dreaming about killing Slothie.

by Yoyoyoyo Ma August 5, 2022

Lazy salad

When someone jerks using a tissue and forgets to throw it away

He forgot to throw away his tissue, he made a lazy salad

by Macadamias February 2, 2015