laucklan

Biggest penis ever.

Yo dude you know that guy Laucklan??

No dude… who is he?

Laucklan has the biggest ol’ weiner!

laucklan by 69asseatersunsun January 17, 2023

Lackland's Laws 

1)Never be first.
2)Never be last.
3)Never volunteer for anything.

Shit Peter, when we start PTing for the marine corps, keep lackland's laws in mind or the DIs are going to single you out.

Lackland's Laws by Copenhagen5150 November 17, 2011

Lauchlan 

The funniest guy u will meet. He is super hot and the best boyfriend ever. He is usually found with a girl

Girl 1 :hey who is that cute guy over there

Girl 2 :that is Lauchlan you should ask him out

Lauchlan by Ms.pac man November 11, 2017

lackland

A hell hole in san antonio texas. built by the Air Force for Basic training, It is the fear of every person joining. This place wil scar anyone for the rest of their life. If the drill sergeants dont kill you, the Texas heat will.

Dude!! I am being sent to lackland for training!!!

"OH GOD, I AM SORRY"

lackland by Scott Z. April 21, 2008

lauchlan 

relating to pabgaddo, lauchlan is the flesh of a flayed llama cooked slowly over 200 degree centigrade heated aluminum. It is largley sought after in many third world countries as a cure for the heebeejeebees.

Man that smelly guy in the trenchcoat is wierding me out, wanna go grab some lauchlan?

lauchlan by Lauchlan May 25, 2008

lacklan 

Rare species the Lacklan is Insightful,trustworthy and has a ridiculous ability to banter his way into getting a kiss. A loyal friend and all round suave guy.

Lacklan: can I get your number?
Girl: only if I get yours first ;)

lacklan by Bill RSD October 21, 2015

Lauchlan 

Is the biggest fag boy and is shit at mw

Oh looks it’s lauchlan with a 0.20 kd

Lauchlan by Babatunda September 22, 2021