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Lackland's Laws 

1)Never be first.
2)Never be last.
3)Never volunteer for anything.
Shit Peter, when we start PTing for the marine corps, keep lackland's laws in mind or the DIs are going to single you out.
Lackland's Laws by Copenhagen5150 November 17, 2011
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Lauchlan 

The funniest guy u will meet. He is super hot and the best boyfriend ever. He is usually found with a girl
Girl 1 :hey who is that cute guy over there

Girl 2 :that is Lauchlan you should ask him out
Lauchlan by Ms.pac man November 11, 2017
A hell hole in san antonio texas. built by the Air Force for Basic training, It is the fear of every person joining. This place wil scar anyone for the rest of their life. If the drill sergeants dont kill you, the Texas heat will.
Dude!! I am being sent to lackland for training!!!

"OH GOD, I AM SORRY"
lackland by Scott Z. April 21, 2008

lauchlan 

relating to pabgaddo, lauchlan is the flesh of a flayed llama cooked slowly over 200 degree centigrade heated aluminum. It is largley sought after in many third world countries as a cure for the heebeejeebees.
Man that smelly guy in the trenchcoat is wierding me out, wanna go grab some lauchlan?
lauchlan by Lauchlan May 25, 2008
Rare species the Lacklan is Insightful,trustworthy and has a ridiculous ability to banter his way into getting a kiss. A loyal friend and all round suave guy.
Lacklan: can I get your number?
Girl: only if I get yours first ;)
lacklan by Bill RSD October 21, 2015

Lauchlan 

Is the biggest fag boy and is shit at mw
Oh looks it’s lauchlan with a 0.20 kd
Lauchlan by Babatunda September 22, 2021
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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