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lap my bag
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To lick enthusiastically a
man's
scrotum
.
As a dog
laps a bone.
Instead of telling some douche to suck
your dick
,
change it up
and
tell them
to "lap my bag douche"
by
Juice booty
February 22, 2015
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lap my bag
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lap my bag
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To lick enthusiastically a
man's
scrotum
.
As a dog
laps a bone.
Instead of telling some douche to suck
your dick
,
change it up
and
tell them
to "lap my bag douche"
by
Juice booty
February 22, 2015
Flag
Get the
lap my bag
mug.
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