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a lanky gangsta who lanks himself around

or a lanky pimp
pat you lankdog were have you been all my life
lankdog by <:S:> July 16, 2006
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Accurate description of a human being that partakes in piggish activities, but is not actually a dirtbag. Can often be mistaken as an upstanding member of the community when sober.

Landdogs are often represented by forming an L with your thumb and forefinger.
1. Fuck numbers is such a fucking landdog.

2. nSync becomes an absolute landdog when he gets on the col mackenzies.

3. Col Mackenzie just downed a james wall of col mackenzie. What a fucking landdog.

4. TMc is certainly not a pig, but could be a landdog. It's hard to tell when he is sober.
Landdog by the glynners May 24, 2010
This neo-nazi bitch who simply LOVES Doboz and wants to invade everything besides Romania because nobody wants to go to Romania
Man 1: Bro that girl is such a Landogger
Man 2: I know, right? I hope she isn't very radical about her neo-nazism
Landogger: Hey guys let's invade Poland and Hungary, my crush Doboz lives there OwO
Landogger by PCgary August 8, 2023
large bodied, loud, obnoxious, arrogant breed of Australian alcoholic. should not be confused with bogans/footy heads or yobos. Although there are similarities such as constant flano wearing and dirty potty mouth, they are a breed of human all to there own.
IF sober they can be mistaken for a regular citizen of society but do not be fooled a landdog is a dangerous territorial creature and will bite without provoking.
1."Ned Taylor ruined my chances with that poonani last night by being such a landdog"
2."fucking hell how big of a landdog is Mika these days"
3."shut ya lips Hayden ya fucking landdog"
4."your such a landdog don't you have a different flano"
5."take a shower you fucking landdog"
6. "whats everyone up to today?" "dont know but im pretty sure landdog is at the pub"
landdog by Landdog May 16, 2010

landog09 

the one and only god in this world, egyptian for: "one above all"

he can break the universe with a snap of his hand. he has a large cult of 60million members

he is humble and friendly, godly yet not arrogant, he is an example of what everyone wants.
landog09 is the only true god

fuck i want landog09 to cum in me
landog09 by azzur November 19, 2020

Lanedog's Aunt 

The ugliest person in a group of women or a family. Usually has a very man-like face, with short hair and hideous glasses. Is very quiet, and has a deep voice, so you can't really figure out if they're female. May have to pluck their chin hair often.
Dude, that group of chicks was fly but the one on the left was Lanedog's Aunt. I could of sworn I heard her bark.

lankdogg 

Lankdogg is a mage in World of Warcraft on Kil'Jaeden, he is a nub meaning he is crap at his character.
Hahaha that guy was a Lankdogg - he is crap
lankdogg by bbot August 8, 2006
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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