Lamb Of God is easily the best american metal band out there. they are so heavy and have an amzing frontman named Randy Blythe he is the most evil sounding perosn ive ever heard when hes doing his thing.
me: dude, the lamb of god concert last nite made my ears bleed...what did u do last nite?
wigger: yo G i gots all busted by the pigs cuz i was being a pedophile to 12 yr old girls and getting them pregnant. bys the way the lamb of god sux!
me: *calls up Randy and he growls thru the phone therefore explooding the wiggers head*!
thats how i roll!
wigger: yo G i gots all busted by the pigs cuz i was being a pedophile to 12 yr old girls and getting them pregnant. bys the way the lamb of god sux!
me: *calls up Randy and he growls thru the phone therefore explooding the wiggers head*!
thats how i roll!
by grammaapples May 11, 2006
Jesus Christ of Nazareth
The person Christians view as savior.
A kickass hardcore band formely known as burn the priest
The person Christians view as savior.
A kickass hardcore band formely known as burn the priest
The lamb of god is the best
by chris February 19, 2005
One of the greatest bands to come around in a long, long time. Simple. Randy Blythe, the frontman, is god.
Lamb of God ARE god.
As the Palaces Burn & Ashes of the Wake... get them.
Lamb of God ARE god.
As the Palaces Burn & Ashes of the Wake... get them.
by triplecorpsehammerblow December 02, 2004
Without a doubt, possibly the coolest Metalcore band to ever hit the planet. To anyone that calls themselves a metalhead, you're not a metalhead until you get a taste of their stuff.
Because of the name, some people may think L.O.G. is a christan band, but they're the exact opposite.
Because of the name, some people may think L.O.G. is a christan band, but they're the exact opposite.
The Blood's On The Wall,
So You Might As Well Just Admit It.
And Bleach Out The Stains,
Commit To Forgetting It.
You're Better Off Empty And Blank,
Then Left With A Single Pathetic Trace Of This.
--Lamb Of God - Laid To Rest--
So You Might As Well Just Admit It.
And Bleach Out The Stains,
Commit To Forgetting It.
You're Better Off Empty And Blank,
Then Left With A Single Pathetic Trace Of This.
--Lamb Of God - Laid To Rest--
by WrathX999 February 14, 2005
Lamb of God are quite possibly the finest metal (note I said metal, not some fucking technical sub-genre bullshit because for some reason every fuck who listens to metal wants to identify their bands as one fucking subgenre, fuck that, it's all metal, some is shit and some is good, deal with it. Fuckers.) band to appear on earth, ever.
They fuck shit up, fucking sick guitars, brutal drums, tearing bass and, of course, FUCKING SICK VOCALS.
Lamb of God practically hold the same status amongst people who appreciate real music as Jesus does amongst Christ-lovers.
Thus, dissing Lamb of God is essentially blasphemy against good music, and should most definitely be punished by a good whipping.
Fuck you if you don't like Lamb of God, I hope you end up with a garotte around your neck, struggling to breathe as the pummeling brutality of Pariah forces itself into your pathetic mind.
You fucks.
They fuck shit up, fucking sick guitars, brutal drums, tearing bass and, of course, FUCKING SICK VOCALS.
Lamb of God practically hold the same status amongst people who appreciate real music as Jesus does amongst Christ-lovers.
Thus, dissing Lamb of God is essentially blasphemy against good music, and should most definitely be punished by a good whipping.
Fuck you if you don't like Lamb of God, I hope you end up with a garotte around your neck, struggling to breathe as the pummeling brutality of Pariah forces itself into your pathetic mind.
You fucks.
Respectable, intelligent person: "I like Lamb of God, respect their talent, and enjoy the excellent and technically amazing music they produce."
Fuckhead: "Lam of godz r terriibl, tha gai cnt evn sng! He jzt, lyk, yelz? WTF?!"
Lynch mob of Lamb fans: *Lynches fuckhead.*
Fuckhead: "Lam of godz r terriibl, tha gai cnt evn sng! He jzt, lyk, yelz? WTF?!"
Lynch mob of Lamb fans: *Lynches fuckhead.*
by AbsenceOfTheSacred April 30, 2009
A generic, poor, completely unoriginal, commercial Nu metal/metalcore band.
Along with bands like Killswitch Engage, they take the concept of pinch harmonics and completely overuse them, diluting their effect.
Mainly listened to by your stereotypical "emo" as a way to look cool and harcore.
If you value music, do not listen to them.
Lamb of God gigs often feature a hideous array of moshpit posers who think they're cool cause they beat people up while listening to music.
Along with bands like Killswitch Engage, they take the concept of pinch harmonics and completely overuse them, diluting their effect.
Mainly listened to by your stereotypical "emo" as a way to look cool and harcore.
If you value music, do not listen to them.
Lamb of God gigs often feature a hideous array of moshpit posers who think they're cool cause they beat people up while listening to music.
"I got my nose broken at a Lamb of God gig, how cool am i?"
"isnt this laid to rest... no wait... its Omerta... no wait its 11th hour.... I dont know, they all sound the same"
"isnt this laid to rest... no wait... its Omerta... no wait its 11th hour.... I dont know, they all sound the same"
by Dudek October 10, 2006