laart 

When a person laughs so hard they pass wind (fart) simultaneously

I had Becky laughing so hard last night she accidentally laarted, then totally denied it!

laart by Patrick McPhee April 24, 2022

laarnie

laarnies a good friend to have :)
when youre alone she invites you to things
and gives good advice when you need it

in fact shes a memer and shes swag😎😎

laarnie: hey wanna come with us?

laarnie by andiouuuuupah- October 1, 2019

Laatbig 

Look at all the bothers I give

These reports are supposed to have 1" margins, and mine are all 1.5". Laatbig.

Laatbig by Laatbig August 20, 2012

Laarping 

A mix between AARP and Larping. When old people live action roleplay, or larp.

"Hey, have you seen Agna?"

"Yeah, she's laarping with her friends from her retirement home."

Laarping by lljdude July 28, 2014

LART

Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool

1. n. In the collective mythos of scary devil monastery, this is an essential item in the toolkit of every BOFH. The LART classic is a 2x4 or other large billet of wood usable as a club, to be applied upside the head of spammers and other people who cause sysadmins more grief than just naturally goes with the job. Perennial debates rage on alt.sysadmin.recovery over what constitutes the truly effective LART; knobkerries, semiautomatic weapons, flamethrowers, and tactical nukes all have their partisans. Compare clue-by-four.
2. v. To use a LART. Some would add "in malice", but some sysadmins do prefer to gently lart their users as a first (and sometimes final) warning.
3. interj. Calling for one's LART, much as a surgeon might call "Scalpel!".
4. interj. rare Used in flames as a rebuke. "LART! LART! LART!"

I shall LART you appropriatly.

LART by maxeh May 8, 2003

laaitie

South African slang. A child, a youngster or a person who is an inferior position to you.

"Hey Boet, pull in to the pub tonight!"

"I can't china, my laaitie is at home and I've got no babysitter"

laaitie by TheDuce June 27, 2006

Larten Crepsley 

A character of the creation of horror author Darren Shan. Larten is the main, title character of The Saga of Larten Crepsley & is one of the main characters in The Saga of Darren Shan.

Born in 1794, Larten worked in a silk factory until his cousin Vur Horston was murdered. In inexplicable anger he then killed the culprit & escaped from a mob into a crypt, where he met vampire Seba Nile. Seba offered him a chance to become his human assistant. Larten accepted & traveled with Seba, learning the ways of the vampire clan. During the vampire council in 1812 Seba left Larten with the Cirque Du Freak. One day he ended up in a town where he met a boy called Wester Flack, whose family had been killed by a Vampaneze. Wester then became Seba's assistant. Larten eventually became a full vampire at the age of 25. Larten had a rather jumbled life, involving lots of battles (& scars to prove it), & unexpected betrayal. Larten had been offered the post of Vampire Prince but in light of Wester's betrayal, he turned down the offer & went to stay with the Cirque du Freak.There he met Darren, who he blooded as a half-vampire & went on quite a few adventures with. In fact they fought a war together.
Larten died in 1998, aged 204 when he was killed because the evil Vampaneze lord pushed him off a high platform onto burning stakes.
If you want to find out the full story i would recommend you read the books: The Saga Of Darren Shan & The Saga of Larten Crepsley.

Larten Crepsley is how a REAL, PROPER vampire should be, not like that gay twat Edward Cullen. With respect to Stephanie Meyer, she cant be blamed for having an imagination (which is admittedly more than most people have) but to take vampires to that level is just WRONG. Sorry Steph.

Larten Crepsley by Reece Bucks December 29, 2013