Kuka spooker is a term used to describe a strange statement, usually combined with a chat up line, that ultimately ends in a female not wanting sexual contact for the foreseeable.
Man: Hey want to go halves.................on an unplanned child?
Woman:...........
Woman to her friend: Shit that guy was a real kuka spooker!
Woman:...........
Woman to her friend: Shit that guy was a real kuka spooker!
by Vicla January 22, 2014