commonly mistaken for patrick star.
by fbiopenup November 29, 2018
A krusty krab is a difficult, but heavily appreciated sex trick. Giving your partner an ole' krusty krab is simple, fun, and adventurous. For starters, get crabs (public lice). After catching crabs seduce your partner and quietly...quietly transmit the disease. Once your partner falls asleep, take a poop onto the floor (most effective if at your partner's house). After bowels have been released use a butter knife to paste the feces among your partner's pubic region. After this has been done depart from the residence immediately. When your partner wakes up they will find their pubic region covered with crusty feces. Later they will find out that they obtain crabs.
Dude can I catch a ride out of town with you? I got real drunk last night and ended up giving my girlfriend a krusty krab
by thebiggestneegyouknow April 04, 2011
by Fred_clause July 10, 2014
by patriccklikesmemes April 17, 2020
1-A restaurant in Bikini Bottom. Always gets destroyed or changed. Squidward's the cashier, SpongeBob is the fry cook. The Chum Bucket is across the street. They sell Krabby Patties and some other stuff.
2-what kids call crab cakes.
2-what kids call crab cakes.
by Allyson Holiday October 20, 2018
by Stupidly_wise_1 July 17, 2019
by APersonYouDontKnow22 November 23, 2011