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knocking on heavens door 

When you are masturbating and you accidentally hit your testicles with your fist.
Guy 1:"Have you ever knocked on heavens door?"
Guy 2: "Dude, i accidentally went knocking on heavens door last night and i was in pain for hours".

Mr Hankey is Knocking on the Door

Means to have to defecate or have a bowel movement or to have to take a dump. Mainly used for an emergency situation, where the movement in imminent, but can be used for any announcement of your condition.
Remember that jalepeno burrito I had earlier, with the ice cream sundae and Heinekins for dessert? Well, Mr Hankey is knocking on the door about now!!

I've been sick all day, and I think Mr Hankey is knocking on the door again.

knock knock knocking on every door 

when you go around knocking on every door you can find and when you open it you have to say

Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door, eh yeah
WOW you knock knock knocking on every door

Knocking on the Door 

When a man slaps (knocks) the head of his dick on top of the woman's clitoris in order to open the lips (door) to her pussy. Can also be applied to a woman's nose and her mouth.
Dick: Knock, Knock
Pussy: Who's There
Dick: I'm knocking on the door, open up!
Pussy: Cum on in.....
Knocking on the Door by Mr. VanV August 12, 2011

nigger knocking on my door

some black guy that comes knocking on your door.
dude nigger knocking on my door ,piss off.
dude, there is a nigger knocking on my door

knocking on the back door 

Pressing the tip of one's erect penis against a woman's anus in the hope that she'll agree to anal sex. This technique is futile 99.753% of the time, but persists due to the collective male delusion that women secretly love to be invaded in this way.
Boyfriend: (knocking on the back door)

Girlfriend: How many times do I have to tell you??? Get that thing away from there!!!