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kmetal by Walter The January 31, 2023
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Ketalo is a catname. The name can be traced back to the exclamation when you see a really cute cat and try to get her attention: "Cat!😯😍 Hallo!"
Ketalos are the sweetest cats, especially when they try to get any food of you. Streaking along your legs, purring whilst looking into your eyes and filling your soul with warmth. Resistance? Pointless! Especially when they are hungry in the morning they can be a real pain the ass,
meowing and scratching on your door. But once you've fullfilled there wishes, they will love you till they die (or get hungry again). Thats where the nickname "Katbro" comes from. During the day they wont't leave you alone, staying right by your side where ever you're at. They love paperboxes (it comes right after food) and playing around curtains, but will be really afraid if you're runinnug around in shoes or make suddenly loud noises. They love to watch the pigeons on the street, but think they are dumb creatures and will be acting like the could fight them, as long as there's a window keep them apart. They can be really bossy and moody. Switching from " now you can pet me" to "play and fight mode" in one second. Have you ever heard someone saying cats are the napoleons of all the animals? Yes? - They're damn right. But Ketalos are the King of all those cats. You might aswell call him King Ketalo.
Do you have some keta bro?

-No but i have a katbro, Ketalo!
Ketalo by Catlover777 November 22, 2021
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ketal by Bob Saget April 3, 2003
The most sweet, caring and loving friend you'll ever have! She's a bad bitch, making money moves! Gorgeous eyes, usually stunning eyelashes! Such an animal lover and will probably own a fluffy pup in the future! Ketalya is a kind and humble soul, you'd be luck to be her friend.

She has big dreams and will never let anyone get in the way of that!
Ketalya my beautiful friend
ketalya by Iwillrise November 22, 2021
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