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Ketalo is a catname. The name can be traced back to the exclamation when you see a really cute cat and try to get her attention: "Cat!😯😍 Hallo!"
Ketalos are the sweetest cats, especially when they try to get any food of you. Streaking along your legs, purring whilst looking into your eyes and filling your soul with warmth. Resistance? Pointless! Especially when they are hungry in the morning they can be a real pain the ass,
meowing and scratching on your door. But once you've fullfilled there wishes, they will love you till they die (or get hungry again). Thats where the nickname "Katbro" comes from. During the day they wont't leave you alone, staying right by your side where ever you're at. They love paperboxes (it comes right after food) and playing around curtains, but will be really afraid if you're runinnug around in shoes or make suddenly loud noises. They love to watch the pigeons on the street, but think they are dumb creatures and will be acting like the could fight them, as long as there's a window keep them apart. They can be really bossy and moody. Switching from " now you can pet me" to "play and fight mode" in one second. Have you ever heard someone saying cats are the napoleons of all the animals? Yes? - They're damn right. But Ketalos are the King of all those cats. You might aswell call him King Ketalo.
Do you have some keta bro?

-No but i have a katbro, Ketalo!
Ketalo by Catlover777 November 22, 2021
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bastard roompartner who does not know proper placement for a soldering iron
ketal by Bob Saget April 3, 2003
The most sweet, caring and loving friend you'll ever have! She's a bad bitch, making money moves! Gorgeous eyes, usually stunning eyelashes! Such an animal lover and will probably own a fluffy pup in the future! Ketalya is a kind and humble soul, you'd be luck to be her friend.

She has big dreams and will never let anyone get in the way of that!
Ketalya my beautiful friend
ketalya by Iwillrise November 22, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026