Klei

A used tampon.

I have to go to the store as I'm not putting back in my klei.

by eolhssa January 6, 2021

Klei

The language and writing system created to guard Ardamian secrets.

The infiltrators could not read the document, for it was written in Klei.

by Umshaad Trivates January 11, 2004

klei

a way to describe anything visually stunning, beautiful, breathtaking, amazing, and all positive words that are used to describe a visual image. (this word is mainly used to describe people) (can be used to describe both men and women)

you look rather "klei" today

by Klei Fan December 8, 2006

Klei Entertainment

Ex-Canadian company which now uses Chinese tactics like whitewashing English Wikipedia, censorship and oppression online where they can. I couldn't believe until I saw myself. Call the police. Fuck them all.

- My children have games from Klei Entertainment
- You monster

by Barkingdog October 5, 2023

Jared Kleinman

The real star of Dear Evan Hansen. He eats bathbombs (lov the cronch)

"You know that guy in our school, Jared Kleinman?"
"Yea, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!!"

by Non-Billyver July 17, 2018

Jared Kleinman

The coolest person you will ever meet. He is sarcastic and chill to hide his awkwardness and the fact that he feels as alone as Evan Hansen. Once you get him to open up, however, he is super awesome and hilarious. You’ll always have a great time with Jared Kleinman.

That guy from our school...
Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
-Sincerely Me Reprise

by magicsnowman29 July 16, 2018

Jared Kleinman

a character from the musical Dear Evan Hansen who is a literal meme in glasses

How was your math test?
It was rough!
Ooh, kinky!
Oh my god, you are such a Jared Kleinman.

by a rare non-offensive username June 29, 2017