A person who looks rather like a lion or a curly wurly... kinda depends on which side of bed she decides to get out of. You
will regularly see her biting peoples heads off.... hiding peoples belongings down her underwear and attemping to shake that MASSIVE arse of hers while washing up.
She likes to think she rules the roost and
will attempt to teach anyone who
will listen how to speak in the good ole language of chav... 'Dats banter blud' 'You so reem' etc... and
will hear her scream 'ALLOW IT!' at the top of her voice at least
3 times a day.
Some people say she's crazy... some say she's the master.... either way, don't get on the wrong side of her... she
WILL have a dance off with you!