kincade

A loyal friend that won't let anyone hurt you except him he's a nice guy but hides that by being a douche bag and will fight for what he believes in. All in all he is a good friend but will beat you if you screw him over.

Guy 1: Hey look here it describes you
Guy 2: What the heck are you talking about you idiot?
Guy 1: It says right here that your a Kincade
Guy 2: Shut up douche bag

by BladeOfAHero5 August 22, 2012

Kincade

A reference to the Atlanta Talk Radio Host, John Kincade, who is incapable of talking without whining.

Also can refer to anyone who requires treatment for a vaginal yeast infection, or a Douche Bag.

My vagina hurts so much....I have enough yeast in my Vagina to supply the Wonder Bread Bakery.... if I am not careful, I will sound like a Kincade.

by Howie Pheltersnach July 27, 2009

Kincade Scale

A logarithmic scale measuring drag pageantry ineptitude. First coined to describe the owner of two failed drag pageantry systems. The scale runs from 1 to 10 with 1 denoting minor miscues grading upwards as corruption and incompetence increases all the way to a 10 for a total and complete drag pageantry disaster. Each step denotes a logarithmic increase of 10 fold.In other words a 10 is 100 times WORSE than an 8 on this scale..

Girl, that pageant was a hot mess. It rated at least a 9 on the Kincade Scale.

Dateline, Pennsylvania. The drag pageantry world was rocked by a rash of incompetence in a short lived drag pageantry system. Drag queens in the know rated it a full-blown faux pas by giving it a 10 on the Kincade Scale !

by binydeamon March 22, 2009

Kinkade and Lord

One of the worlds finest Dive Salvage Companies. Kinkade and Lord have Operated in almost all all of the Worlds Oceans and are credited for recovering over 100 million dollars in treasure and artifacts.

Kinkade and Lord Inc.

by Gord Jorgenson July 29, 2009

kincadeism

A statement which includes boasting about knowing a famous person. Also known as name dropping.

There goes John with another Kincadeism. We know you know Shaq.

by Coach Da February 25, 2021

Kincaide

The middle name of an absolute badass. Dudes with the middle name kincaide have absolutely massive dicks and are to busy being 100 fucking times cooler than you

hey do you know kincaide? Yeah he’s that badass with a big dick

by suspicious balls September 30, 2021

Kencade

Can be quite annoying though he can be thoughtful and caring when it comes to the time. He chooses to try and cut out the world as it has done him harm

Kencade is so annoying, though he has a great heart when it comes to people close to him

by Darkfirethezygarde January 25, 2022