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A reference to the Atlanta Talk Radio Host, John Kincade, who is incapable of talking without whining.

Also can refer to anyone who requires treatment for a vaginal yeast infection, or a Douche Bag.
My vagina hurts so much....I have enough yeast in my Vagina to supply the Wonder Bread Bakery.... if I am not careful, I will sound like a Kincade.
Kincade by Howie Pheltersnach July 27, 2009
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Kincade Scale 

A logarithmic scale measuring drag pageantry ineptitude. First coined to describe the owner of two failed drag pageantry systems. The scale runs from 1 to 10 with 1 denoting minor miscues grading upwards as corruption and incompetence increases all the way to a 10 for a total and complete drag pageantry disaster. Each step denotes a logarithmic increase of 10 fold.In other words a 10 is 100 times WORSE than an 8 on this scale..
Girl, that pageant was a hot mess. It rated at least a 9 on the Kincade Scale.

Dateline, Pennsylvania. The drag pageantry world was rocked by a rash of incompetence in a short lived drag pageantry system. Drag queens in the know rated it a full-blown faux pas by giving it a 10 on the Kincade Scale !
Kincade Scale by binydeamon March 22, 2009

Kinkade and Lord 

One of the worlds finest Dive Salvage Companies. Kinkade and Lord have Operated in almost all all of the Worlds Oceans and are credited for recovering over 100 million dollars in treasure and artifacts.
Kinkade and Lord Inc.

kincadeism 

A statement which includes boasting about knowing a famous person. Also known as name dropping.
There goes John with another Kincadeism. We know you know Shaq.
kincadeism by Coach Da February 25, 2021

Kincaide 

The middle name of an absolute badass. Dudes with the middle name kincaide have absolutely massive dicks and are to busy being 100 fucking times cooler than you
hey do you know kincaide? Yeah he’s that badass with a big dick
Kincaide by suspicious balls September 30, 2021
Can be quite annoying though he can be thoughtful and caring when it comes to the time. He chooses to try and cut out the world as it has done him harm
Kencade is so annoying, though he has a great heart when it comes to people close to him
Kencade by Darkfirethezygarde January 25, 2022
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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