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A loyal friend that won't let anyone hurt you except him he's a nice guy but hides that by being a douche bag and will fight for what he believes in. All in all he is a good friend but will beat you if you screw him over.
Guy 1: Hey look here it describes you
Guy 2: What the heck are you talking about you idiot?
Guy 1: It says right here that your a Kincade
Guy 2: Shut up douche bag
kincade by BladeOfAHero5 August 22, 2012
Words you can keep
A reference to the Atlanta Talk Radio Host, John Kincade, who is incapable of talking without whining.

Also can refer to anyone who requires treatment for a vaginal yeast infection, or a Douche Bag.
My vagina hurts so much....I have enough yeast in my Vagina to supply the Wonder Bread Bakery.... if I am not careful, I will sound like a Kincade.
Kincade by Howie Pheltersnach July 27, 2009
Related Words

Kincade Scale 

A logarithmic scale measuring drag pageantry ineptitude. First coined to describe the owner of two failed drag pageantry systems. The scale runs from 1 to 10 with 1 denoting minor miscues grading upwards as corruption and incompetence increases all the way to a 10 for a total and complete drag pageantry disaster. Each step denotes a logarithmic increase of 10 fold.In other words a 10 is 100 times WORSE than an 8 on this scale..
Girl, that pageant was a hot mess. It rated at least a 9 on the Kincade Scale.

Dateline, Pennsylvania. The drag pageantry world was rocked by a rash of incompetence in a short lived drag pageantry system. Drag queens in the know rated it a full-blown faux pas by giving it a 10 on the Kincade Scale !
Kincade Scale by binydeamon March 22, 2009

Kinkade and Lord 

One of the worlds finest Dive Salvage Companies. Kinkade and Lord have Operated in almost all all of the Worlds Oceans and are credited for recovering over 100 million dollars in treasure and artifacts.
Kinkade and Lord Inc.

kincadeism 

A statement which includes boasting about knowing a famous person. Also known as name dropping.
There goes John with another Kincadeism. We know you know Shaq.
kincadeism by Coach Da February 25, 2021

Kincaide 

The middle name of an absolute badass. Dudes with the middle name kincaide have absolutely massive dicks and are to busy being 100 fucking times cooler than you
hey do you know kincaide? Yeah he’s that badass with a big dick
Kincaide by suspicious balls September 30, 2021
Can be quite annoying though he can be thoughtful and caring when it comes to the time. He chooses to try and cut out the world as it has done him harm
Kencade is so annoying, though he has a great heart when it comes to people close to him
Kencade by Darkfirethezygarde January 25, 2022
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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