Kimish 

A form of English that makes no sense to any other party apart from those who are fluent. A word-by-word literal translation with humorous results for native English speakers.
Name is derived from the word Kim, who was the creator.

Kids: Let's sing a song.

Kim: Heads knolders shes and toes, shes and toes, shes and toes.

Kids: What song is that mum?

Kim: It is the native song of Kimish.

Kimish by DiScOtUrTlE December 16, 2011

kimish 

adj. (kim-esh)

- A heightened sense of paranoia especially around one's coworkers.
- The belief that everyone thinks your are incapable of performing your work duties and the resulting attitude towards all those people.

noun (kim-esh)

- One who fucks himself out of a job due to unfounded paranoia. You should be euthanized.
- One who has kimish qualities.

Dude, Bob's kimish demeanor is so much fun to play with. He believes that not only did the CEO fire his boss for missing some training, but also that people setup meetings just to figure out how to fuck with him. What a looney toons.

kimish by ju_stupeed_whore July 9, 2009

Kirishima

Just a boy that is good and does no wrong. Earth doesn't deserve this boy.

Person 1: God, that guy's such a Kirishima...
Person 2: Don't insult Kirishima like this!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Kirishima is above all of us, y'know!
Person 1: Oh! Right, sorry.

Kirishima by anonymous October 8, 2017

Kirishima

Kirishima is a cinnamon roll who may act like a man around other people but will forever be a soft boi wether he likes it or not

Kirishima is a soft boi

Kirishima by Mirissa July 22, 2019

Kirishima

A shark boi who deserves all of your love. He is also hard boi 1 (Tetsutetsu is hard boi 2). He is the sweetest and most innocent Persian you will ever meet.

Person 1: where is Kirishima?
Person 2: sound the alarms we need to find the pure innocent shark boi!!!! If anyone hurts him it’ll be the last thing they do!!

Kirishima by KiriBaku October 27, 2019

Kirishima

the manliest.

Woah he's literally Kirishima.

Kirishima by Kacchashima May 14, 2020

eijirou kirishima 

the cutest little thing in the world . if you spot a wild eijirou kirishima , squish his cheeks and tell him you love him .

person a : ayo! i see an eijirou kirishima!!
person b: omg, dude! go hug him!
everyone loves eijirou kirishima

eijirou kirishima by lol bug November 26, 2020