kill my dog

Phrase used when you are experiencing anger, frustration, and when you basically hate life.
Man, kill my dog. I have a psych paper due tomorrow!
by Nadia Hamel May 02, 2008
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you killed my dog

Something you say to someone before you bash them. Used as a fake excuse to just bash a random person.
Fred: You killed my dog. Fred begins to bash Tod's head on the kerbside.
by Robbo R August 09, 2016
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