Kiewou told me to say something nice. He is not a bad guy, but hiccups when he laughs a lot. Kiewou tortures me with dutch. Kiewou gives people "malaka" points. Kiewou is a ginger and eats french fries.
When a person gives a compliment to another, but the other person is unable to respond in kind.
The man with the stupid-looking sunglasses looks at a woman and says, "I like your sunglasses." She responds by saying, "Oh, you are kiwoked. So kiwoked." The man then leaves, humiliated, never to talk to another woman again.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'