Involuntary adoption.
Man 1" Dude are you kidnapping that guy?"
Man 2 "WHAT no I'm simply adopting him... involuntarily "
by Perluar laling May 7, 2021
A cute way of saying having sexual attraction/relations with someone much younger (usually 10+ years) than yourself. Think Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher or Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade.
“ Woman, whatcha thinking kidnapping a cub like that?”
“Oh you went and kidnapped yourself a cub didn’t you?!”
by Beks0516 August 4, 2022