The ability of children to leave behind signs of their presence wherever they go...leaving fingerprints on all surfaces, ruining the paint job on walls and cars, destroying carpeting, dropping clothes wherever (except where they belong), and having their toys strewn about everywhere.
When you ride in my car, don't leave any kidification behind!
Please remove your kidification from the livingroom and kitchen.
Parents live with kidification until the children go off to college or move out. We are a patient bunch.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"