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kheirthan 

Kheirthan is a loving guy with a huge heart who fills up the day to look at male swimwear models in magazines. With each flip of the page he applies a kiss onto each model for he is too scared to come out to everyone. He applies a glossy red lipstick so it’ll leave a mark. you’ll find a huge bottle of lotion which can be found by his bedside for extracurricular activities. For a snack Kheirthan loves to snack on placenta. It’s all part of a balanced diet. To wash it all down Kheirthan uses his penis as a faucet to slurp down the milky liquid that drips out of his spout. Kheirthan is a certified chef for cooking dogs. He seasons the dogs to his liking and browns them to perfection! Swing by his house to have a delightful meal. :) It’s all part of a balanced and healthy meal. That’s Kheirthans secret to being so fit and chic. YASSS MISS GIRL!! If you’re ever visiting KETHAN_V’s place you might notice holes in the ground everywhere he travels. he is gonna POOF POOF out of here as if he’s a rocket. but be careful he might try to throw his lava shit at you. he has the habit of getting the shit under his nails and then eating it for a snack later on. kheirthans kinks keep this world thriving. if you’re a 5’8 male with a 6 inch shlong, curly hair, hot, wholesome smile, funny personality, fruity, also scared to come out as gay, and named bryce PLEASE HIT HIM UP. the meaning of queefan.
Person 1: I WISH SOMEONE WOULD STICK THEIR TINY COCK DOWN MY THROAT!
Kheirthans: IM ON MY WAY, IM TO THE RESCUE DO NOT FEAR TINY COCK IS HERE!!
Crowd of people: OH MY GOD HES GOING TO SAVE THE DAY AGAIN!!! THANK U TINY COCK.
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