Kevin McFall 

the biggest asshole i have ever met. he has one big nut and one small one. ones about the size of a baseball and the other is the size of an olive. He has the most extreme chode ever.

Kevin has a very big chode.

Kevin McFall by Jessica Sheets March 1, 2005

kevin mcfall 

The biggest sult on the face of the earth. Remember to wipe your ass better, because i have herd that u find dingle berrys swinging around like Tarzan on a vine. I saw you bath water after u cleaned yourself and there was a dingle floating around in your bath water.... Please stop giving Griff those purpler nurpplers.... By the way you fat!

Griff: would you like ketchup with that master?
kevin: NOOOOOOO!
Griff: please don't make me eat anymore of those balls u call dingles, they don't really tast like berrys, I know u tried to tell me that dripping red stuff is cherry flavord but it really tasts like a mans blood...
kevin:No Nigga im a gunna force feed u dat healthy shiot....

kevin mcfall by rodney March 12, 2005

The kevin mccallister 

When you open all the pizza boxes at a party and jerk off on all the toppings, leaving just the cheese pizzas alone.

Who the fuck pulled the Kevin McCallister on my meat lovers?

The kevin mccallister by Kevin Wolfe February 27, 2017

Kevin McAllister 

To have one's belongings, especially groceries, spill to the ground as a result of their bag(s) ripping open.

I'm gonna go back for another bag, these bags feel like they're gonna Kevin McAllister on me.

Kevin McAllister by Owen Wilsons Nose October 8, 2020

Kevin McCallistered 

When you are riding his dick and as he’s about to climax you put both hands on your face and scream, just like Kevin in Home Alone.

Friend 1: how was your date?

Friend 2: I Kevin McCallistered him and I saw his soul leave his body

Kevin McCallistered by Josaurus February 10, 2019

Kevin McAllister 

The sneaky little guy that gets me and my friends through the night. We pull it out the drawer and fill it with sticky icky. Its called Kevin McAllister due to its sneakyness and suprising qualities.

Guy 1: Bro I drank too much last night, I'm hungover as shit.

Guy 2: Brah just grab the Kevin McAllister out the damn drawer, we gonna gets a little faded.

Kevin McAllister by bvc55 January 1, 2012

kevin mcallister special 

a cheese pizza, no additional toppings, ideally all to yourself

"Hey lemme order for pickup, right lemme get three large pies, one pepperoni, one veggies, one kevin mcallister special"

kevin mcallister special by big daddy flim November 14, 2022