Ket

Northeast England slang for:

1) Sweets.

2) Make up.

1) "Don't eat a load of ket before your tea."

2) "You've got so much ket on your face I'm surprised you can hold your head up."

by funkyseven May 28, 2013

kets

1. you were a real kets last night when you spent the night crying in the bathroom.

2. you were such a kets after ripping all those shots.

by wwed April 24, 2010

While ket has been used in humans it is best known as a veterinary drug.

''Wow! you have a lovely collection of kets there!''

by Mings Bakery. August 3, 2009

Ket, a shortened way of saying "Ketchup", although Ket is slightly different as it allows the consumer to counteract a Mayo -Seizure.

Look Bradley, Jenson is having a Mayo - Seizure! Give him some Ket!

by Rogueybear January 6, 2021

Past tense / Adjective

Under the influence of the ketamine drug. Possibly having taken too much ket.

Aww dude. Did you see Brad in the corner? He was tooottttaaallyyy ketted man...

by Twattywattydoodah November 29, 2018

The Distinctive onomatopoetic sound of a Mac 10 Ingram's gun mechanism ripping holes in for example a drive by as described by Skinbone.

"When I shoot you in your neck, the noise go Pla-ket-ket!!!

by NiggDiggerBrixx July 27, 2018