Kearns

A town in Utah AKA K-Town, a town where Bloods and Crips have peace as long as the drugs keep flowing.

by Mammon Christ July 23, 2008

1. A small, flacid penis.

2. To mess or fuck around

by mr kearns September 3, 2006

kearns

Verb. to over enthusiastically eat a sausage with no regard for ones own personal safety

yo dude, get out the car, its not safe to drive whilst kearnsing it up

by TheHappySausage October 4, 2013

IRISH NAME DERIVED FROM O'CAIREN,
NORMALLY A PERSON OF GREAT STRENGTH IN ADVERSITY,ONE WHO EXCELLS IN SPORTS AND IN THE BEDROOM.

HE TOOK IT TO THE NET LIKE A KEARNS, OR ONLY A KEARNS COULD SATISFY ME LIKE THAT.

by Kearnol February 9, 2012

woah that guy is some kearne

by Kearne November 15, 2017

Rex Kearns wants to tickle Christina’s feet

by Bitsy.mai March 1, 2018

i no shes ok rly im only jokin

by lol July 17, 2003