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Kleinstuber 

A small little man, often blessed with in-proportionate body features such as large arms, or nose, but small legs and feet. He often pursues women, with little to no success, possibly due to disgusting habits such as excessive nose blowing, chocolate milk and slurpee chugging, and black and mild smoking. He is easily noticeable due to his strange forms of transportation which include large buses and vans, or tiny scooters.
-Did you see that Kleinstuber in front of Royal Farms?
-Yea he was chuggin a slurpee in his Astro Van so we got the hell out of there!
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Karleine 

Karleine is a perfect person.
If you have no one to talk to, Karleine will entertain you.
She often reminds you how much she loves you. She punches you for jokes and is the most chill person you’ll meet. She also gets serious when needed. When she’s hurt she usually lets it out in anger or tears. And if you lose her, you lost someone to protect you when you need. She won’t come back unless she really loves you. Karleine is unique, funny, pretty, and amazing. Never lose a Karleine
Karleine is something priceless that should never be forgotten.
Karleine by kpopisamazing June 22, 2018

Karenist 

A woman who murders the manager because they regret being an innocent citizen and they believe managers are racist.
A Karenist is convicted to one second in prison.
YAY!!!!! WE ALL HAPPY!
Karenist by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
A beautiful girl,that all boys adore. She is a bad ass that wont takr shit from no body.
Damnn that girl karlenis is sexy.
karlenis by karlrnis ventura February 28, 2015

karleisha 

"Well isn't she just a Karleisha"

kleinsteuber 

i dont want to be apart of this.
Thats a kleinsteuber.
kleinsteuber by keith2.0 February 18, 2018
usually has a larger than normal appetite and circumference. They don't know how to walk straight, but they have a big heart. But they will rob you for your food in a split second. He gives good advice, usually doesn't come to school, and hes a good listener but a even better catfish.
Hide your brownies, Karlens is coming!!!
Karlens by DickSlayer247 February 18, 2020