kansas jayhawks
kansas jayhawks by rockchalkjayhawk April 26, 2006
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Kansas Jayhawks
Division 1 Collegiate mascot best known for their storied Basketball program. The term JAYHAWK originated during the border war between Kansas and Missouri starting around 1854. The pro slave state Missouri would often send militias that referred to themselves as "Border Ruffians" into Kansas and particularly into Lawrence Kansas, to murder, burn, rape and pillage. The "Jayhawks" were the Kansas faction that fought back against slavery and pushed the racist Missouri Ruffians back into their pro slavery state. The unofficial leader of the Jayhawks at that time was John Brown, the Missouri unofficial leader was William Quantrill. For more information on the atrocities of Quantrill, look up "Quantrill's Raid," "Missouri Kansas Border war."
The Kansas Jayhawks have 173 wins vs Missouri's 95 wins in head to head play IN MEN'S COLLEGE BASKETBALL. Kansas has 47 tournament appearances with 15 final fours. Missouri has 26 tournament appearances with 0 final fours in school history. Missouri ranks third in the nation with most appearances in the NCAA tournament without ever reaching the final four.
Kansas Jayhawks by border warrior January 28, 2019
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Kansas Jayhawks
A bunch of cocky bastards who think they'll win the NCAA Basketball championship every year, even though they only win it once in a blue moon.
KU fan: "KU IS GONNA WIN THE BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP AGAIN!!!!!"
Non-KU fan: "You say that every year. You'll probably lose in the first or second round again."
KU fan: "Shut up meanie!!!!"
Non-KU fan: "Aww, is someone being a cocky son of a bitch again?"
KU fan: "Yes! KANSAS JAYHAWKS RULE!"
Non-KU fan: "You say that every year. You'll probably lose in the first or second round again."
KU fan: "Shut up meanie!!!!"
Non-KU fan: "Aww, is someone being a cocky son of a bitch again?"
KU fan: "Yes! KANSAS JAYHAWKS RULE!"
Kansas Jayhawks by secretperson862 January 1, 2011
Kansas Jayhawks
The worst college on the face of the earth. Their fans are scumbags who think they are so great but if you look at them they are just a bunch of cousin fucking redneck hicks.
Kansas Jayhawks by Ikehylt October 25, 2016
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kansas jayhawks by A. Dizzle April 7, 2008
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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