kalambo 02 

An online alias used for an extremely lonely and unwitty person; A person to bug on AOL Instant messenger when bored.

Example Conversation:
HIGHLYAMUSED: sup dingdong
KALAMBO 02: ?
HIGHLYAMUSED: who's my little snackey cake??
HIGHLYAMUSED: you!!!
KALAMBO 02: your mama
KALAMBO 02: i know u r gay
HIGHLYAMUSED: where's the cream filling?
HIGHLYAMUSED: KALAMBO 02<<---ahh, that's the stuff
KALAMBO 02: thats why u dont like britney
KALAMBO 02: ?
HIGHLYAMUSED: aww, my little dingdong is so cute when he's weirded out
KALAMBO 02: ?
HIGHLYAMUSED: who's my dingdong snackey cake??
HIGHLYAMUSED: YOU ARE!!!
HIGHLYAMUSED: in other news, a person by the alias HIGHLYAMUSED overdosed yesterday on carpet cleaners
HIGHLYAMUSED: so, did you like the howler monkey i sent you in the cake?
HIGHLYAMUSED: i thought the thong was a nice touch
*** KALAMBO 02 signed off

kalambo 02 by highlyamused November 17, 2003

kalambo 02 

hahaha!!! that fuckface blocked me!!!

what a douche!!!
he drives a fuckin dodge neon!!!

kalambo 02 by PERSON THAT ANNOYED KALAMBO 02 December 11, 2003

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008