a small, and witty tennis player. He's of a family from china. He is my buddy, and despite my buddiness towards him, i can't help but laugh at him, i can't understand if it's what he's wearing or all the fun times we've had, to pull a "jurgon" would be to do something totaly stupid, and totaly black. such things could include: walking like a penguin, eating eggs with soysauce, and eating xbox games---don't ask ;)
laura: "hey how are u"
me: "good, i want to cover my car in hellokitty stickers."
laura: "OMG, ur dumb, such jurgon muck."
by kelsey December 1, 2004
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Jurgon is a lonely man from poland who wants to buy rtx3090. The act of being a jurgon is being selfless and baiting your team in game.
He fucking jurgon'ed me mid. peak him!!!!
by dubmono October 31, 2021
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