Ardis G. Egan Junior High School is a some rich-ass middle school for seventh and eighth graders in Los Altos, California, a rich-ass little town. It is part of the Los Altos School District. Most of Egan's five hundred students live in Los Altos and Los Altos Hills, and are pretty much all asian and white, with a couple blacks and mexicans. Egan is named for Ardis G. Egan, some dude who apparently founded the Los Altos School District. Egan's staff consists of a socially awkward 7th grade history teacher, a homosexual 7th grade science teacher, a kickass 7th grade math teacher who was in the army, an awkward 8th grade history teacher code named LORD HAGGIN who is often confused with the other Egan students as she looks like a 14 year old, an environmentally smug 8th grade science teacher, an 8th grade science teacher who is a flat out flaming douchebag, an 8th grade algebra teacher who will go apeshit over the smallest things, and a lesbian 7th grade PE teacher. This Junior High is as diverse as it gets.
by Egan Student June 5, 2009
Quite possibly the gayest school in existance. The principle is a fag and mr. kisla is a child molester.
by Dan Golub May 30, 2005
Junior High School is where guys get their ding dongs hard for no reason, girls bleed in their pants, and mexican kids walk around like they have shit running down their leg, you meet assholes that are on A-Team for football, and you watch and giggle from afar at the nerdy tryhard LOTC kids that think they're Navy SEALs.
by AllKnowingBigBoy February 20, 2019
there is a lot of people that switch up. there is like no fights cause people be saying they gonna fight and never do. and this school is petty asf you will get iss or oss for the littlest things ong.
by tghu$ March 10, 2019
Pretty OK school. The principals are strict. Full of sluts and back-stabbing hoes. Dumb teachers. Retarded subjects. Awesome students can be found in the reject group but they're better than the bitchy hoes, including Jeslyn, Jayden, and Katherine.
Peru Junior High has many student who threaten to blow up the school because of how horrible it is here.
by vaeh,tt,jojo November 20, 2017
by elfie69 June 19, 2018
A junior high school located in the Richardson Independent School District in Dallas, Texas. Academically, it is a fine learning institution. The people there, however, make it without a doubt the shittiest place in existence on the face of the Earth. The only thing redeemable as far as the people there go, was Larry Patterson.
by teh_shebleh March 13, 2005