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1) A hairy, sloppy penis.

2) A condition brought about by having a myriad of different diseases and fungi on and within the dick. Imagine a jungle, a dark, damp, living, breathing environment rife with plants, fungus, cockroaches, parasites, germs, and bugs, all within its own little ecosystem. Now imagine that on your dick.

Aids, syphilis, and fungus combined = jungle dick.
1) Joe never shaves his dick, therefore he has jungle dick.

2) Ben had sex with too many freshmen without using a rubber, now he has permanent jungle dick.
by fagmaster9000 July 15, 2012
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Phrase meaning that a deceased cannot rest in peace until society changes due to the circumstances of a death.
People said rest in power for the unarmed man had been shot by the police.
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Much larger than average penis attached to a black man. Might be their most important calling card. However, they cannot put it on their resume or, should I say, job application. They tend to be proud of it and use it for recreational purposes, though unwanted offspring who may never know them is often a by-product of this use.
"I swear. When you're at the gym, at least the white guys, and especially the Asians, wrap a towel around their waists when going from their lockers to the showers. But the black guys throw their towels over their shoulders. That way, their jungle dicks are on display."
by highlyopinionated May 20, 2013
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to describe a guys penis but not give enough detail to how it looks, leaving the other person's imagination wondering.
Amber- John Clampitt has a jungle dick!
alex- hahahahah..... what's that?
by RAWFELCAWPTER May 22, 2009
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A dick so small and has so much hair you can see the Jungle Book IRL you can see Mogli.
This boy got a Jungle Dick
by FireShotGamer September 06, 2018
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