by beckalolz December 07, 2021
by Jewish bitchass June 05, 2019
the best person bday ever. KARL JACOBS BDAY. like if your lady is july 19, u are very swag cause u share a bday with the one and only karl jacobs
“omg ur bday is july 19, ur very swag”
shut your mom
shut ur entire mom
ur entire mom is shut
omg ur dogwater
ur wieners built like a tic tac
karls bdayyy
shut your mom
shut ur entire mom
ur entire mom is shut
omg ur dogwater
ur wieners built like a tic tac
karls bdayyy
by casserolidy July 22, 2021
the best person bday ever. KARL JACOBS BDAY. like if your lady is july 19, u are very swag cause u share a bday with the one and only karl jacobs
“omg ur bday is july 19, ur very swag”
shut your mom
shut ur entire mom
ur entire mom is shut
omg ur dogwater
ur wieners built like a tic tac
karls bdayyy
shut your mom
shut ur entire mom
ur entire mom is shut
omg ur dogwater
ur wieners built like a tic tac
karls bdayyy
by casserolidy July 22, 2021
You: “Hey, random person, you look sad, do you need a cuddle”
Random Person: “I don’t know you...”
You: “ It’s July 19, international cuddle day, and you look in need of one”
Random Person: “I don’t know you...”
You: “ It’s July 19, international cuddle day, and you look in need of one”
by gh0styyyy22 July 19, 2021
by owouwuoweoe October 18, 2019
Only the realest motherfuckers are born on July 19th. Any other birthday is inferior, with few exceptions, like October 19th. If you were born in July 19th and came here to settle a bet, the other person who’s disagreeing should get motorboated by a porcupine.
by zfin87 November 01, 2019