A person named Jucab only eats chickin nuggies and hides in the darkness of his basement to play fortnite or whatever. Is allergic to the sun, and women. All you need to do to take care of a Jucab is refill the fridge with trash food once a week and put poptarts and cereal in the pantry. Surprisingly a Jucab is quite self sufficient and may even shower once a week. A Jucab can be fun to hang out with when they leave their cave but can also be annoying.
Person 1: what’s that creature hiding in the dark corner over ther?
Person 2: Oh don’t worry about that, it’s just a Jucab, as long as you don’t look at it for too long or go near it you’ll be fine.
Person 2: Oh don’t worry about that, it’s just a Jucab, as long as you don’t look at it for too long or go near it you’ll be fine.
by Potatoes are fruits December 02, 2022