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Person- "I got you something on my vacation!" *gives present*
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
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Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"
Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."
Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"
Person- "Kys"
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"
Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."
Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"
Person- "Kys"
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