Josh Hawley

When someone shits on top of a clogged toilet.
My kid did a Josh Hawley and now I have to buy a new toilet.
by LibMom January 10, 2021
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Josh Hawley

A cock sucking lying peice of shit who rapes monkeys.
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Josh Hawley

Josh Hawley? The fist pumping, traitorous, TFG boot-licking Jr. United States "senator" from Missouri with permanent orange stains around every orifice. A insurrectionist traitor that participated in the January 6, 2021 US Capitol siege.
Josh Hawley is a traitor.
by Josh Hawley Traitor July 03, 2022
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Josh Hawley

Man, did you see Tanner at the party tonight? He really pulled a Josh Hawley.
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Josh Hawley

Also known as the “Kyle Rittenhouse of the US Senate.” A label for a pro-Trump senator who wants to be perceived as a “political savior” in upholding electoral integrity as they idiotically attempt to overturn a free and fair election—a stunt aimed at gaining political mileage among voters when they run for President in 2024.
An opportunist senator from Missouri was dubbed a “Josh Hawley” after he was blamed for objecting to the results of a legitimate, democratic election, and for the blood that was shed at the Capitol.
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A label for a pro-Trump lawmaker who pretends to uphold electoral integrity as they idiotically attempt to overturn a free and fair election—a stunt aimed at gaining political mileage among voters, as they are itching to run for President in 2024.
An opportunist senator from Missouri was dubbed a “Josh Hawley” after he was blamed for objecting to the results of a legitimate, democratic election, and for the blood that was shed at Capitol Hill as a result of his unfounded claim of fraudulent ballots.
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Josh Hawley speed

He's got some wheels but I wouldn't call him Josh Hawley speed...

Defensive coordinator: "Their run game is solid but I worry about that receiver, number 88."

Defensive backs coach: "Yeah, I'm not sure how we're gonna cover him...that sum'bitch has Josh Hawley speed!
by BostonRarr August 05, 2023
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