jorge posada

a man who who goes both ways (switch hitter) but only catches when with another man.

That guy is a jorge posada.

by otto titslinger June 01, 2004

jorge posada

A stupid Jew who has a monster nose and sucks at baseball.

Bob: Who is that Jew with the huge nose?
George: Thats Jorge Posada.

by Tbizzle February 28, 2005

Jorge Posada

A misshapen scrotum; usually the result of obsessively trying to place your cock up your own ass.

“I really have to stop trying to butt-fuck myself all the time,” said A-Rod, “because I’m getting one heck of a Jorge Posada.”

by hebpro November 06, 2007