A gay ass group of 3 homos who belong in the genre of Disney Shit. They sing like they wieners are being twisted at the same time, and they wear homo skinny jeans and low cut shirts. Most girls who are fans dont understand what true music is, and they scream everytime they see them.
Angela:y dnt u lik the jonas brothers?? Joe is soo cute!!
Alex:Because they have no talent, and they look like fags. What the fuck happened to Mickey Mouse? Now all we have is Hannah Montana, and those homos.
Alex:Because they have no talent, and they look like fags. What the fuck happened to Mickey Mouse? Now all we have is Hannah Montana, and those homos.
by MegaPickle March 14, 2009
Really horrible band that could learn a thing or two from REAL bands like nirvana, three days grace, and so on.
1.Real music fan: whats this shit playing on the radio?? jonas brothers?? SOMEBODY GIVE ME MY ONE-X 3 DAYS GRACE ALBUM!!
by stupidmonkey46 July 3, 2009
One of the most terrible bands of our time. Never compare them to other acclaimed bands like Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Cheap Trick, U2, etc. If annoying fangirls compared them to any to the bands mentioned above, they all must be joking.
Fangirl: The Jonas Brothers reminded me of Cheap Trick because of their gutar solos.
Me: I DON'T THINK SO!
Me: I DON'T THINK SO!
by Tarrank November 1, 2009
Origin: upon birth, Nick Jonas' penis was accidentally caught in the revolving door leaving the hospital and was suibsequently rendered useless. Immediately after, his parents had the shriveled half-cock cryogenically frozen in the event that doctors would some day be able to reattach it. The Jonas Brothers now wear purity rings to hide Nick Jonas' slaughtered masculinity.
by FJB666 May 2, 2009
Another sad band from Disney Channel. Many pre-teens are in love with them, because they for some awful reason think they're "hot". Many teens as well, but mostly just the girls who are lonely and desperate.. And kinda fat.
by French Fried Potato August 7, 2010
some gay band that think they are rock
but are not. they look so fuckin gay and
they are just like N*SYNC or some shit
like that. they would fall into the same
category as HANNAH MONTANA too.
but are not. they look so fuckin gay and
they are just like N*SYNC or some shit
like that. they would fall into the same
category as HANNAH MONTANA too.
by some_random_gurl March 1, 2008
The infection of the ear when you listen to much rap/pop, which may include the side effects of: brain damage, ear loss, gangrene, ninjas in your blanket at night, testicle loss, testicle growth, unattractiveness, and uncontrollable bladder.
Mike: Hey Rick, watcha listenin' to?
Rick: Hannah Montana.
Mike: Holy crap, you're gonna get Jonas Brothers.
Rick: Whatever.
The Next Day
Rick: Mike, holy crap! My testicle just fell off last night!
Mike: Told you that you would get it.
Rick: Hannah Montana.
Mike: Holy crap, you're gonna get Jonas Brothers.
Rick: Whatever.
The Next Day
Rick: Mike, holy crap! My testicle just fell off last night!
Mike: Told you that you would get it.
by mynameistotallynotmattsoitsnot February 15, 2012