Joe's ass is so loosethat gas never stops
jumping out and making noises like people in a
burning building ( based on the fact they would rather jump out then stay in joes ass and the gas sounds like dieing screams because it's so loud and startling ) . Therfore joes ass and joe himself are such a
disgusting freak that they carry glade to spray him with or could not stay within 100 feet of him and his nasty asshole.