jobby jabber 

what some straight people in my country call gays

hes such a jobby jabber

jobby jabber by Robertalexander August 23, 2005

jobby jabber 

The word "Jobby" coming from the Scottish for shit/poo, a "Jobby Jabber" concerns the act of sneaking up behind a friend/foe while pressing both hands together into a "praying" position, then forcibly ramming pointed fingers up the (fully clothed) arse of said friend/foe, shouting "JOBBY JABBER!". Remember to run away to avoid violent repurcussions; laughing is optional.

"AAAAAAGH! NOBODY JOBBY JABS ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!"

jobby jabber by Unwept, the Lone Magpie September 19, 2005

jobby jabber  

jobby is a word from scottish slang which is another word for shit or crap or w/e therefor a jobby- jabber is a gay guy who likes to jab jobby aka (shit) with his penis aka (dick,cock,willy)

Sarah: "I really like James do you think I should ask him for his number?"
Jane: "Nah I wouldn't he looks like a jobby jabber "

jobby jabber by BlahBlahMouth January 20, 2009

Jobby Jabber 

To 'Jobby Jabber' someone is to sneak up behind them with your hands together (as if in prayer) and 'jab' them in the 'gooch' (the area between the anus and the scrotum).

"Holy fuck by the way! Ye want tae a fuckin seen the jobby jabber a dun tae Ricky, he fuckin made a mad noise like a dug gettin hit by a motur!"
"A dare ye tae Jobby Jabber that polismin! A fuckin dare ye!"
"Yer maws got a heavy growler! A went tae Jobby Jabber her n a loast a finger!"

Jobby Jabber by pierjumpmental March 11, 2008

Jobby jabber 

A jobby jabber is a big chonky lesbo 🤓

"Yer a pure jobby jabber mate "

"Naw am no but specky becky is"

Jobby jabber by yeetusmyfeetus10472 September 7, 2020

jobby jabber 

Its what homo's like to call the alpha male's genitiles.

Wow hallo sailor , where did you get the huge jobby jabber, god gave you a gift!!

jobby jabber by big al June 6, 2004

Jobby Jabber 

Male homosexual who is the jockey in the sexual relationship. Very closely related to "Fudge Packer"

Rodney was the Jobby Jabber in his relationship with his shirtlifter friend Sebastion.

Jobby Jabber by OP8XS June 1, 2022