jingle splats

Its where you stick a christmas bell in your ass, and then you go eat a bunch of hot buffalo wings. Then you wait until you have to shit, then you fuck your girlfriend and right when shes about to finish, you jump on top of her, ass ready to fire and blow your shitload. Then yell, "MERRY CHRISTMAS, ITS JINGLE SPLATS, BITCH!"

BITCH ITS CHRISTMAS, GET READY FOR JINGLE SPLATS TIME!!!

jingle splats by Kincade_cunt October 18, 2009

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Genital Jungle Splash

The bodily genital discharge from a person infested with STD's.

While Ricky was fornicating that psyco ass bitch he got genital jungle splash all over my brand new sleeping bag, Goddamn it Ricky!

Genital Jungle Splash by Nutlicka November 12, 2004

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Genital Jungle Splash

poop that makes a big plop sound when it reaches the toilet

hey im a little embarassed. I'm afraid they heard that genital jungle splash i just did.

Genital Jungle Splash by portopottytipper!!!aahahahahahawlkjh;sldkjf January 14, 2005

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