jewmosa

(n) The Jewish equivalent of a mimosa, consisting of orange juice and water substituted for champagne.

Hey, Moskowitz, get me a drink! And so help me God, if there's water in it, I'm gonna JEWMOSA all over your face!

by Pubert B. Girthquake November 11, 2008

jewmosexual

A Jewish homosexual.

I'm Jewish and a homosexual, therefore I am a Jewmosexual

by Erock7566 September 3, 2013

Jewmosexual

A crossbreed between a jew and a homosexual, both of which many hate.

"The Jewmosexual teabagged Chuck Norris."

Kid-"Mommy, that penny pinching man with the purse scares me."
Mother-"Dont be startled, when you're older they'll be all over"
Kid-"But mommy, what are they?"
Mother-"Son, I wanted to wait 'til you were older but...they're crossbred homos jews."

by Jesus666777 November 25, 2007

Jewmosexual

A crossbreed between a jew and a homosexual, both of which many hate.

The Jewmosexual teabagged Chuck Norris.

Kid-"Mommy, that penny pinching man with the purse scares me."
Mother-"Dont be startled, when you're older they'll be all over."
Kid-"But mommy, what are they?"
Mother-"Son, I wanted to wait 'til you were older but...they're crossbred homo jews."

by Jesus666777 November 25, 2007

Jewmoian

A Jewmoian is an Indian and a Jew mixed person named Mo.

Marius Howard is Jewmoian.

by Webster's Bro. September 29, 2011

jumping jewhosaphat

a fine phat jewish ho who listens to van halen's album 1984 (specifically 'jump')

I drove by an elementary school and saw a bunch of jumping jewhosaphats.

by bigheadborza March 9, 2005